hello, my name is jorgensen. you can call me jordan. i'm a nineteen year old 196cm/6'5" male. there's no proper reason as to why i have this blog, i just post whatever. i'm somewhat a nice person and i can hold a real conversation when i want to. feel free to chat with me.
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2 months ago

USSR. death row

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USSR. death row

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

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krobats:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

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Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
Me: Hella
Employer: Welcome aboard







richwhitelesbian:

every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years

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8 months ago

bondoge:

svviggle:

is no one going to talk about the fact it says this was taken in 2019

the future is now

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bondoge:

svviggle:

is no one going to talk about the fact it says this was taken in 2019

the future is now

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